Seven rules for dating my daughter

One time, when my wife caught me having one of my daughter's would-be dates practicing pulling into the driveway, get out of the car, and go up to knock on the front door (he had violated rule #1, and needed to practice the proper way to approach my home), she asked my "don't you remember being that age? You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.

If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them for you right here-and-now.

I'd be embarrassed, too -- there are ONLY EIGHT OF THEM, for crying out loud!

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Is that because you're stupid, or did you merely want to APPEAR stupid?

"My daughter claims it embarrasses her to come downstairs and find me attempting to get her date to recite these eight simple rules from memory.

I've priced tattooing, and it is waaaaay too expensive.

What I suggested was that writing them on his arm with a permanent marker might be inadequate, and that my wood burning set was probably a better alternative.

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