Rules for dating a salesman
"When I came down here for the tour," he yelled with anger and pain, "I was shown a whole bunch of bars and parties and other great stuff! He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress.
Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack.
Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.
Too close behind to stop, the bear jumped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man walks in, looks straight at the nun and says, "Uhhhh, well hello there, can I sell you a blind, dearie...?
"A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle.
The sales manager received the news in a nonchalant manner and told the motel manager, "Return his samples by freight and search his pants for orders."The Devil tells a salesman, "Look, I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any salesman alive.
In fact, I can make you the greatest salesman that ever lived." "Well," says the salesman, "what do I have to do in return?
"Three violin manufactures have all done business for years on the same block in the small town of Cremona, Italy.
"But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well -- only double." The salesman thought about this for a while.
"For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced.
It looked very nice, but the salesman was not about to make a decision that could very well condemn him to a life of musical produce. For the next half hour, the salesman was led through a tour of what appeared to be the best night clubs he'd ever seen.
People were partying loudly, and having a, if you'll pardon the expression, Hell of a time.