Mathematical dating proof
Triumphantly, he exclaimed: "I told you, I knew the secret! I did a statistical analysis of their previous performances and bet on the horses with the highest probability of winning..." "..if you're so hot why are you broke? But before the argument can grow, the mathematician takes out his pipe and they get a glimpse of his well-fattened wallet. extinguishes the fire with the minimum amount of water and energy needed.Obviously here was a man who knows something about horses. "Well," he says, "first I assumed all the horses were identical and spherical..." An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from his room with water and douses the fire. Later, the mathematician wakes up and smells smoke.The mathematician cogitates for a while, then announces: "I don't know what the answer is, but I can tell you, an answer exists! Philosopher smiles: "But what do you mean by 2 * 2 ?" Logician replies: "Please define 2 * 2 more precisely." The sociologist: "I don't know, but is was nice talking about it"." The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it's old) and shuffles it back and forth, and finally announces "3.99".
The physicist conducted series of experiments on strength of hammers, nails, and walls and developed a revolutionary technology of ultra-sonic nail hammering at super-low temperature.He goes to the hall, sees the fire and then the fire hose. This time, the mathematician stands up, got a bucket, hands the bucket to the physicist, thus reducing the problem to a previously solved one.He thinks for a moment and then exclaims, "Ah, a solution exists! A physicist and a mathematician are sitting in a faculty lounge. The physicist grabs a bucket and leap towards the sink, filled the bucket with water and puts out the fire. A mathematician and an engineer are on desert island. The engineer climbs up one tree, gets the coconut, eats.(A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!" ) An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician were asked to hammer a nail into a wall.