Funny quotes about dating younger guys
“Busy” is another word for “asshole.” “Asshole” is another word for the guy you’re dating. You deserve a fcking phone call.” ― “I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. Ron made a noise that might have indicated jubilation or disgust, it was hard to tell."Because she was crying," Harry continued heavily."Oh," said Ron, his smile faded slightly. ""Dunno," said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried. " said Ron."Angelina," said Fred promptly, without a trace of embarrassment."What? "Angelina gave Fred a sort of appraising look."All right, then," she said, and she turned back to Alicia and carried on chatting with a bit of a grin on her face."There you go," said Fred to Harry and Ron, "piece of cake.” ― “Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. Can you look at your partner’s faults honestly and say, ‘I can work around that. Because the good stuff is always going to be there, and it’s always going to pretty and sparkly, but the crap underneath can ruin you.” ― “Who're you going with, then? " She called back."Want to come to the ball with me? I like the guy, but he's scary.” ― “There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection.
The second time you look to see if the basement has termites.
However, they do gel well and lead a happy life together.
Given below are some funny sayings about men that is sure to have you in splits."Man has will, but woman has her way." ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes"Men are like pumpkins. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone." ~ Lenny Bruce"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." ~ Unknown"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age.
It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon." ~ Anonymous"Guys are like dogs. The next day, she locked me in the cellar." ~ Anonymous"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." ~ Anonymous"Men are like fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with." ~ Kathleen Mifsud"There are two perfectly good men, one dead and the other unborn." ~ Chinese Proverb"Men should be like Kleenex; soft, strong and disposable." ~ Unknown"Men are like bank accounts.